

Motorcycle Obsession presents.......
El Turdo
El Turdo found a new home on October 26, 2006. We will miss The Turd dearly. We leave you with this last parting shot.....

El Turdo...Before |
El Turdo.... After |
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August 4, 2006 |
October 3, 2006 |
1995 Kawasaki ZX7
El Turdo is MO's mascot bike. It was purchased by Spaz on August 2, 2006. On August 4th, Spaz piloted El Turdo 3 miles from his home to MO Headquarters. We stood out front and marveled at the bike and the fact that, although it was somewhat of an eyesore, it was fully functional. We spoke of plans to spiff her up, and dreamed of the days that she would romp with the herd of shiny, pretty bikes. Spaz leathered up and hopped on, started her up, left the driveway, and El Turdo crapped out. She sits in my barn, lonely and confused, waiting to once again see the glimmer of the heat-soaked Florida roads. To add to her torment, since she is no longer a functioning member of the motorcycle world, we have deemed her El Shit Stain... and she will be known as such until she returns to the living.
August 6, 2006....
El Shit Stain left early this morning and was transported to Spaz's house for some much needed medical attention. She arrived on her own, but had to be removed like so much carcass in the back of the W.A.R.P. Speed van....

August 11, 2006....
Nice work Spazgyver!!! In one week, he transformed El Turdo into what you see below. Not only does she LOOK fantastic, but she runs like a hooker after a hard on!!!!

September 14, 2006....
Spazgyver strikes again!!! El Turdo was fitted with a super-fly new pipe today. Steve graciously donated this sweet can from his Gixxer 1000... Steve rocks :)

October 3, 2006....
Left front fairing professionally painted and attached , chain guard and tire hugger installed. Who knew the "Turd" had so much potential?????
